Who Gave This Kid These Glasses?

We're going to assume that the glasses that this girl is wearing don't actually belong to her, but that doesn't make it any better because we're pretty sure that they would look just as ridiculous on the person whose face they belong on as they do on this poor kid's.

Who Dressed This Kid For Mom's Period?

Of all the photos of unfortunately dressed kids we've found up to this point, this one might be the worst. First of all, this kid is borderline naked. But what's even worse is that the only thing preventing him from being naked is that somebody taped a bunch of maxi pads all over his body. This is so bad that we're not even sure what to say - this photo kind of says it all.

Who Put The Monkey On This Kid's Back?

Look at this kid's bugged out eyes - we're thinking he may be stoned off his ass in this photo. If so, then we understand why he's rocking a monkey on his back(pack). But if not...somebody done treated him wrong. And on a side note, is that monkey backpack doubling as a monkey kid leash? Good lord.

Who Dressed These Kids Like The World's Saddest Trick Or Treaters?

On paper, the idea of these three kids getting dressed for Halloween as Darth Vader, an Ewok, and a hobo clown named Patches probably sounded like a good idea - well, at least 2/3rds of it sounded good. But that's only because nobody told these poor kids that Darth Vader's costume would include blue jeans, the Ewok costume was made out of a trash bag, and the clown would be rocking a frowny face. If these kids came to our door we wouldn't give them candy, we'd give them a hug.

Who Dressed This Kid With Balls On His Face?

This poor kid. His parents dragged him to some convention and then to trick him into thinking that it was fun, they got him this bizarre balloon animal and made him wear it on his head. That would be bad enough, but to make it worse they don't have the decency to tell the kid that it looks like he's got balloon animal balls on his forehead? No kid deserves to be teabagged by a balloon animal. Except maybe for Dakota Fanning. She probably deserves it.

Who Dressed This Kid Like A Ladybug?

You look at this photo and you see a cute kid in a pumpkin patch making a memory. But we see child abuse. Ok, maybe not exactly child abuse, but dressing your kid in a lady bug hoodie complete with wings has to be against the law somewhere, right? Those aren't tears of joy, people.

Who Dressed These Kids For The Renaissance Fair?

Yeah, we know that these kids probably don't wear these outfits to school and that they're just dressed in costume for some kind of event but that in itself warrants our criticism. Sure, the two girls might enjoy an afternoon of playing dress-up (and judging by their smiles they do), but these two poor boys look like they'll never forgive their parents for the afternoon of chafing they've been subjected to.