Who Dressed These Kids For A Crayola Commercial?

Unless your kids are starring in their elementary school production of Dick Tracy, there's no excuse for making them dress like this. This is the photo that will later put this girl in therapy and prevent this boy from getting laid until he's in college.

Who Dressed This Kid Like Flavor Flav?

We always thought that the main danger Flavor Flav posed to society was the creation of Flavor of Love, but this photo is proof that he's even more dangerous than we imagined. Obviously, some parent decided that Flav's trademark Viking helmet would be a great fashion statement for their baby. They were wrong. We can only hope that somewhere there's not a kid lugging a 10 pound clock around their neck.

Who Dressed This Kid Like Ashton Kutcher?

We always wondered at what point a douchebag guy becomes a douchebag guy, but this photo is leading us to believe that it can happen at a younger age than we ever imagined. It turns out that if your parents dress you in train conductor hats and teach you the "Le Tigre" facial expression before you're in kindergarten, you can actually be a douchebag before you even know what the word means.

Who Dressed This Kid For Christmas?

What better way to ruin the holidays for your kid than to have them celebrate their first Christmas by forcing them to wear some kind of red fur coat and a fedora with matching bow. Sure, this baby's smiling for their first forced Christmas photo, but we're pretty sure that on the inside they're well on their way to becoming the Grinch.

Who Dressed This Kid Like Kevin Federline?

When will parents learn that gimmicky t-shirts are not cool? Especially when you put them on your baby. Oh, and just because your beautiful baby's shirt has profanity on it, doesn't mean that you're going to be the cool mom in the PTA some day. And as far as the sideways hat goes...just stop please.

Who Thought That Straws Made Good Accessories?

We see what's happening here. Mom thinks that if she has her daughter suck on a straw and make a goofy face for the camera that we won't realize she's dressed her kid in a top made out of last summer's picnic tablecloth. Well Mom, we're on to you. And don't think we didn't notice those shorts that are dangerously close to being capris as well.

Who Thought This Hat Was A Good Idea?

Just because you're kid likes to play Knights of the Round Dishwasher, doesn't give you an excuse to dress in him in your old towels. And we're not sure what that hat is supposed to be, but we can only pray that it's being borrowed from the high-priced British nanny who's come to watch over this poor kid for the summer and that it's not actually intended for him to be wearing.

Who Dressed This Kid In Mom's Martha Stewart Top?

Ok, we see what's going on here. This is a classic case of Mom Lookalike Syndrome. This happens when a Mom assumes that just because her daughter has the same eyes and nose as she does, that her daughter will look great in the same kind of outfits she wears. The end result is this monstrocity...and we're sure somewhere there's a photo of this kid wearing Mom jeans as well. This poor girl never had a chance.

Who Finger-Painted This Kid's Vest?

Sure, this photo is probably from the 1980's but that doesn't change the fact that this kid is wearing a pink splatter-painted denim vest and rocking a bowl cut which we're pretty sure have never been in style for an elementary school boy. Even though he's clearly trying hard to smile his way through his parents' unfortunate school photo day fashion selections for him, don't be fooled - on the inside, he's dying a little bit with every flash of the camera.

Who Toned Down This Kid's Outfit With Purple Socks?

At first glance, we thought that this kid had thrown up all over himself, but then we realized that he's just the victim of some color blind parents. Just because every piece of clothing you buy your helpless child has a rainbow of colors on it, doesn't mean that the kid has to wear all of those items at the same time. This kid's puke-yellow shoes might be the nicest part of this outfit which really says all you need to know about what's going on in this photo.

Welcome To Who Dressed This Kid!

Welcome to Who Dressed This Kid?, the website dedicated to giving a voice to all of the unfortunate children out there who are (or have been) victims of their parents' complete lack of fashion sense.

For too long, kids have had to suffer quietly through whatever horrible pieces of clothing their parents thought were cute, adorable, and leftover from their older siblings. But we're here to shine the light of justice on these fashion crimes by highlighting a different fashion-challenged kid each day.

If you find a photo of a kid worthy of this site, please send it to us. Together, we can all make a difference.