Who Dressed These Kids Like The World's Saddest Trick Or Treaters?

On paper, the idea of these three kids getting dressed for Halloween as Darth Vader, an Ewok, and a hobo clown named Patches probably sounded like a good idea - well, at least 2/3rds of it sounded good. But that's only because nobody told these poor kids that Darth Vader's costume would include blue jeans, the Ewok costume was made out of a trash bag, and the clown would be rocking a frowny face. If these kids came to our door we wouldn't give them candy, we'd give them a hug.