Who Dressed This Kid Like He Had Chest Hair To Flaunt?

This is a classic case of bait and switch. Some parents paint som half-assed cat whiskers on a kid's face to distract from the hideous outfit he's wearing. But if you think that a little blue paint on a kid's face is going to make us overlook his multicolored v-neck shirt and some pants that look like they were stolen from the Caddyshack prop department, you've got another thing coming.