Who Gave This Kid These Glasses?

We're going to assume that the glasses that this girl is wearing don't actually belong to her, but that doesn't make it any better because we're pretty sure that they would look just as ridiculous on the person whose face they belong on as they do on this poor kid's.

Who Dressed This Kid For Mom's Period?

Of all the photos of unfortunately dressed kids we've found up to this point, this one might be the worst. First of all, this kid is borderline naked. But what's even worse is that the only thing preventing him from being naked is that somebody taped a bunch of maxi pads all over his body. This is so bad that we're not even sure what to say - this photo kind of says it all.

Who Put The Monkey On This Kid's Back?

Look at this kid's bugged out eyes - we're thinking he may be stoned off his ass in this photo. If so, then we understand why he's rocking a monkey on his back(pack). But if not...somebody done treated him wrong. And on a side note, is that monkey backpack doubling as a monkey kid leash? Good lord.

Who Dressed These Kids Like The World's Saddest Trick Or Treaters?

On paper, the idea of these three kids getting dressed for Halloween as Darth Vader, an Ewok, and a hobo clown named Patches probably sounded like a good idea - well, at least 2/3rds of it sounded good. But that's only because nobody told these poor kids that Darth Vader's costume would include blue jeans, the Ewok costume was made out of a trash bag, and the clown would be rocking a frowny face. If these kids came to our door we wouldn't give them candy, we'd give them a hug.

Who Dressed This Kid With Balls On His Face?

This poor kid. His parents dragged him to some convention and then to trick him into thinking that it was fun, they got him this bizarre balloon animal and made him wear it on his head. That would be bad enough, but to make it worse they don't have the decency to tell the kid that it looks like he's got balloon animal balls on his forehead? No kid deserves to be teabagged by a balloon animal. Except maybe for Dakota Fanning. She probably deserves it.

Who Dressed This Kid Like A Ladybug?

You look at this photo and you see a cute kid in a pumpkin patch making a memory. But we see child abuse. Ok, maybe not exactly child abuse, but dressing your kid in a lady bug hoodie complete with wings has to be against the law somewhere, right? Those aren't tears of joy, people.

Who Dressed These Kids For The Renaissance Fair?

Yeah, we know that these kids probably don't wear these outfits to school and that they're just dressed in costume for some kind of event but that in itself warrants our criticism. Sure, the two girls might enjoy an afternoon of playing dress-up (and judging by their smiles they do), but these two poor boys look like they'll never forgive their parents for the afternoon of chafing they've been subjected to.

Who Advertised Their Sex Life On This Kid's Shirt?

It's bad enough that this kid has to deal with a severe case of alien/old person head, but on top of that he's got parents that like to broadcast their sex lives on his chest? This is just wrong. If we ever met his parents, we'd give them a shirt that says "We're proof our son is fighting an uphill battle."

Who Dressed These Kids In Mini-Me's Ties?

We know these school kids may not come from the most prosperous of countries, but that doesn't mean it would kill their school to get them a tie that fits like it's supposed to. Just look at this kid's face - you can almost hear him saying, "How am I ever supposed to convince this girl behind me to let me touch her undeveloped boobs when I'm dressed like a traveling salesman?" We feel for you, kid.

Who Dressed This Kid In Training Capris?

This is a classic case of a parent who thinks they can trick us into not noticing the way they dress their kid. Just because you recklessly throw your kid in the air and shoot her at a clever angle to make it look like she's flying doesn't mean that we are going to overlook the fact that you've dressed her like Lance Armstrong in a breast cancer charity race.

Who Dressed This Kid Like P. Diddy's Assistant?

Unless this photo was taken several decades ago or somebody built a time machine and forgot to tell us about it, we're not quite sure why this kid is dressed like he owns a Southern plantation. Sure, he looks dapper, but a 10-year-old kid isn't supposed to look dapper. That look is reserved for Colonel Sanders, whoever P. Diddy hires as his assistant, and half of the rap group Outkast.

Who Dressed This Kid Like He Had Chest Hair To Flaunt?

This is a classic case of bait and switch. Some parents paint som half-assed cat whiskers on a kid's face to distract from the hideous outfit he's wearing. But if you think that a little blue paint on a kid's face is going to make us overlook his multicolored v-neck shirt and some pants that look like they were stolen from the Caddyshack prop department, you've got another thing coming.

Who Dressed This Kid Like The Dungeonmaster?

A Dungeons and Dragons shirt? Seriously? What Dungeonmaster parents would ruin their child's chances of ever getting laid before he even gets out of diapers? It's probably a good thing that this kid is sucking on a pacifier, because otherwise he would be screaming for help...or at least a cloak of invisibility.

Who Dressed This Kid For A Sunset Strip Gig?

Somebody's got rock n' roll parents and/or a relative who works for Ben Sherman. This kid's parents have clearly been training him to show off his "O" face and obnoxiously rep their favorite brand of clothing. We bet they'd have him rocking a dirty 'stache if he was able to grow one as well. And on a side note, can we get this kid a haircut please? He shouldn't be getting into his "I only groom myself once every 3 years phase" until he hits college.

Who Dressed This Kid For The Catwalk?

The only thing we can think of that's creepier than those child beauty pageants is a child runway modeling show. Look at this poor little girl being forced to parade up and down the runway in this bright yellow jacket that matches the sour frown on her face. We're relived to see that her showbiz parents didn't force her to wear high heels, but we're dreading that this photo may inspire a kiddie version of America's Top Model. God, we can only hope that Tyra Banks doesn't read this blog.

Who Dressed These Kids Like Rush Limbaugh?

Just when you think that Barack Obama's election is the beginning of a new age for America, you remember that there's still parents out there dressing their kids in crap like this. Do you think these kids realize that their parents just guaranteed they can now never become President or run any major public corporation for the rest of their lives? Unless they live in the UK and their shirt is for an anti-smoking site, but somehow we doubt that's the case.

Who Told This Kid To Go Swimming In His Pajamas?

Remember your first time in a swimming pool? Fun, wasn't it? And do you remember how Mom forced you to keep on your pajamas when you went into the pool because she didn't want anybody to make fun of your chubby belly even though she was really the one with the chubby belly? And remember how you never learned that it wasn't normal to go swimming with your clothes on and then the kids at sleepaway camp made fun of you and called you Pajama Pete? Yeah, we feel for you, kid. We feel for you. And we worry about your future.

Who Dressed This Kid Like Raggedy Ann?

Looks like somebody's Mom has a Raggedy Ann obsession, a sewing machine, and a lot of free time on her hands. There's no other way to explain how the family's old quilts got ripped up and stitched back together into the "perfect" compliment to this little girl's red ribbon-restrained hair.

Just look at the scowl on this poor girl's face - you can tell she's already thinking about how she's going to get back at her parents by appearing in a Girls Gone Wild video in about 15 years.

We Know Who Dressed This Kid

We can't really tell if this kid's outfit is actually that bad or not, but when we came across his cry for help we just knew that we had to post this photo. We're here for you kid, and if Grandma has Internet access, we'll be sure and put a stop to her torture of you. If Grandma doesn't have Internet access, you'll have to send her a message the old fashioned way - by pooping in your diaper the next time she picks you up.

Who Dressed This Kid In Three Bad Outfits At The Same Time?

This poor kid is wearing three pieces of clothing which would qualify her for this site on their own, let alone when they are combined into one monstrocity of an ensemble. We can't figure out what we find more atrocious - the multicolored wrestling singlet,the priest-collared onesy that's under it, or the hat that's straight out of a polygamist cult. Whoever dressed this kid needs an intervention immediately.